Deciphering White Lies

For those who have not yet come to terms with how to interpret a white person's vocabulary, the following is a brief guide to deciphering what they are REALLY saying.

If they say | It means

Fine | You are probably screwed
Thats ok | Its absymal you retard! You are not that bright
Good | Passable. You are mediocre
Great | Not bad
Excellent | Good job
Fantastic | Very Good indeed

As a rule of thumb to all fellow Asians out there, White people in general tend to exaggerate things towards positive degrees. No matter how smart or nice they appear to be, DONT take their words as gospel.